Rules for Christmas in Albuquerque

1. If the weather people say it will snow on a certain day, it won't. 2. If they say the snow that is falling will only be for a little bit, it will snow all day. 3. Any leftovers from Christmas dinner must be garnished with green chile. 4. Ideally post-holiday breakfasts involve some sort of red chile smothered over something. What the something ends up being is inconsequential if it is covered in chile. Flakes! And I don't mean dandruff!